Tech-savvy Judge Gifts

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"Buy my data $20"

Restrictive Abortion Laws

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Laws and mobile technology

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

The Internet...

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

Bush's Hacker

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

'Yeah, I still use old fashion Facebook. I gotta monitor what my parents are up to!'

Computer Aided Divorce.

'The Electronic Health Records software works very well. I entered the patient's medications, vitals, and allergies. The software calculated the course of treatment, projected outcome, and anticipate insurance reimbursement.'

"Ok, so now we know that turning it off and back on again, doesn't work for life support machines."

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

'Brain surgery app.'

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"

'Turn the camera off! Turn off the web cam!'

'Following last month's flannel-board presentation on the need to update technology, the members voted in favor...'

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?