Tech-savvy Jurist Gifts

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

Have you considered using email?

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

Audiovisual law

Employee performance review software.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

Laws and mobile technology

Computer questionning a witness.

The Internet...

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Your first board meeting?'

'Yeah, I still use old fashion Facebook. I gotta monitor what my parents are up to!'

Computer Aided Divorce.