Tech-savvy Judges Gifts

Wal-Mart Ruling

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Europa takes a selfie

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest of us a bad name.'

Family courts.

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

"I'm the British Ambassador to the European Court of Human Rights."

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

X Brazil

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

Laws and mobile technology

No Prison is big enough for William Tweed