Tech-savvy Judges Gifts

I guess you're pretty good at the legal mumbo jumbo, your honor, but I must tell you that your microphone technique is atrocious.

Wal-Mart Ruling

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Giggle.

Europa takes a selfie

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

Foreclosed

Google signwriter.

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

Abortion Debates in the US

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest of us a bad name.'

Family courts.

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Play It Safe

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I'm the British Ambassador to the European Court of Human Rights."

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

Fun with Fascism

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

No Prison is big enough for William Tweed

Laws and mobile technology

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"