Tech-savvy Lawyer Gifts

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

'Things have changed. Instead of throwing the book at my client, the judge threw a CD-ROM disk!'

Computer Aided Divorce.

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

Have you considered using email?

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

Audiovisual law

Employee performance review software.

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

Laws and mobile technology

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

Computer questionning a witness.

When Surgeons Work At Home

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Your first board meeting?'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

'You see, Jimmy, if I allow you to upgrade your computer, then all the other managers will go 'waa waa waa'.'