Tech-infused Legalist Gifts

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

Restrictive Abortion Laws

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Audiovisual law

"If things go well here, I'm going to open up my own firm."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Laws and mobile technology

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

Computer questionning a witness.

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

Computer Aided Divorce.

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"No, Billy, just because I don't have my own website does not mean I'm a quack!"

I guess you're pretty good at the legal mumbo jumbo, your honor, but I must tell you that your microphone technique is atrocious.

'As to being an accessory before or after the fact - were you in the 'enter' or 'delete' mode?'

'You see, Jimmy, if I allow you to upgrade your computer, then all the other managers will go 'waa waa waa'.'

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

"I found an app that automatically increases the debt ceiling."

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

I'll stop taping the trial if he'll stop taping the trial, your honor. Quid GoPro.

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