Tech-savvy Barrister Gifts

"The witness will not tweet his testimony."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Restrictive Abortion Laws

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Have you considered using email?

Audiovisual law

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Employee performance review software.

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

Laws and mobile technology

Computer questionning a witness.

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

"Is anybody listening to me?"