Tech-savvy Practitioner Gifts

"No, Billy, just because I don't have my own website does not mean I'm a quack!"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Have you considered using email?

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Employee performance review software.

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

"The nice thing about being married is that I no longer feel obligated to like your posts."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."

My wife doesn't understand my text messages.

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Stiff neck, blurred vision, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, all due to extended time in front of a computer. I think I just discovered the ICD-10 code for my job!"

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

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