Tech-savvy Politician Prints

"I found an app that automatically increases the debt ceiling."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Cord cutter

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

The Blogger.

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

Computer Aided Divorce.

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

'New Charismatic'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

"Ten commandments? -- Can you do that in 140 characters or less?"

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping."

Please help.