Tech-savvy Supporter Prints

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

God's Phone

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"A virus ate my homework."

Silver Surfer.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"