Tech-savvy Supporter Prints

Will Tweet for food.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

God's Phone

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

Follow me on Twitter...

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Silver Surfer.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'