Tech-savvy Ministers Prints

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Very Presidential."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Soccer kids texting

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Baby Potty Training Robot

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Rusk Assessment Form

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'We have to get them out more.'

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

Baby's first text.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"