Tech-savvy Executive Prints

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Executive doesn't know how to operate a folder.

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Websiteless -- please help.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

"Buy my data $20"

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Frog Family Selfie

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion