Tech-savvy Officer Prints

iPlod.

"I want any saber-rattling to go to spam."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Rap-Nav.

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

Have you considered using email?

Employee performance review software.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

'What have I done? I sent an e-mail to the boss outlining a profound change in the way we run sales analysis. Now I may find myself replaced by a spreadsheet.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Mr Phelps has left the office, but you can download a podcast of the highlights of his day at our website.

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Is anybody listening to me?"