Tech-savvy Pilot Prints

"Let me Google that."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Rap-Nav.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Have you considered using email?

Employee performance review software.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

Scuba texting

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.