Tech-savvy Flyer Prints

How can I help you, sir? The monitor stopped working. I can't follow the plane's progress. I don't know where we are. Well … sir, you don't really need to know where we are at all time. You're not the pilot. But you were showing me our location. I got used to seeing it. It was comforting. You can't just snatch it away! Don't you have other binkies? Where's you iPhone? I need to know precisely when we pass the North Pole!

"This is the Captain, due to an unusually high volume of uploads into the cloud we may experience some turbulence on our descent!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Pan Extension Chord

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Wedding selfie stick

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Modern camping

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."