Tech-savvy Pilot Gifts

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

Rap-Nav.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Have you considered using email?

Employee performance review software.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

Scuba texting

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

'Your first board meeting?'