Tech-savvy Tippler Gifts

'My Beer Expert necklace reports that this IPA is perfect, so why do I need to taste it?'

Steve's Doctor said he should watch his drinking...so he installed a webcam!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Astronaut Selfie.

Rap-Nav.

Tarzan mobile phone

'Data, data everywhere!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Youtube ghost videos...

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Don't forget to send selfies."

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern