Tech-savvy Knight Prints

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Mozart on a computer,

Cord cutter

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Childhood Screen Addict

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

"This sure makes my job easier."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"On this comparison website I can get a thinner you, with more personality and a bushier mustache."

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'