Tech-savvy Noble Gifts

"I can't talk now - he's right here."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Cord cutter

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''