Tech-savvy Monarch Gifts

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'I'm on the throne!'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

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'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Rationalization

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

"So - we meet at last."

The Blogger.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."