Tech-savvy Czar Gifts

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Cord cutter

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

This Cave Updated Daily.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Go on! Pick a card.

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."