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'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Cord cutter

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

This Cave Updated Daily.

Go on! Pick a card.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Sartre's E-Mail

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."