Computer Czar T-Shirts

"It is against computer viruses!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Computer operator welding machine.

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Manual Labor.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

True Loves

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Trying to switch on the computer.

Wringing the Monitor

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

'Great biceps! However, you need to get more exercise than just pointing and clicking.'

Climate Change Umbrellas

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

'Just show me the mouse.'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

"Can we bond later, dad? I'm writing code."