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"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

What they're thinking.

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

"You haven't seen my name on the CNN crawl line, have you?"

Climate Change Umbrellas

"It is against computer viruses!"

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

'I've been procrastinating on lots of projects all morning, which means I've been multitasking, which mean I've earned a nap.'

'My son is fit and healthy so make sure he does his PE lesson today. . . Always proof read a 3rd party supplier contract. Love Mum.'

Ideas Whose Time Will Never Come.

Back To School: Turn of cell phones, tablets. . .

'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'

Social distancing is not an insurmountable problem.