Computer Czar Pillows

"It is against computer viruses!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Manual Labor.

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

True Loves

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Wringing the Monitor

Trying to switch on the computer.

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

'Great biceps! However, you need to get more exercise than just pointing and clicking.'

Climate Change Umbrellas

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

"Can we bond later, dad? I'm writing code."

'Just show me the mouse.'