Computer Caper Pillows

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

The ambush.

'You made me jump,'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"It is against computer viruses!"

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

Servant boy caught with his mouth full of food

'I stole a guy's identity, but the dude had a longer rap sheet than mine!'

'When you've got a minute, give this a bowl of milk.'

Another Bloody Cookery Show

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

'Fooling-around-with-strange-chemicals-during-a-break rota.'

Fridge Pirate

'Bertha loved the spa, except when she got soap in her eyes.'

Apple Kids

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

'Yes, it's cream beef on toast. The school district has taken over the catering trucks.'