Communication Caper Pillows

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Inclusive speech

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'She just won't speak to me!'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'You made me jump,'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'He's always had difficulty giving people negative feedback!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"