Cat Caper Pillows

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'You made me jump,'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Bad Dog!

Ice Cream Lover

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

Servant boy caught with his mouth full of food