Kitty Caper Enthusiast Pillows

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'We know you have a cat.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

Cat-traction.....!

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

"Whoa! He musta' jumped ten feet that time."

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Millman's Dead Cat Museum and Curio Shop

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'