Kitty Caper Coordinator Pillows

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'You're needed at the can opener.'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."