Kitty Caper Conspirator Pillows

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Take Your Time Mrs. Jackson, and remember they can't see you.

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

'When you've got a minute, give this a bowl of milk.'

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

'I stole a guy's identity, but the dude had a longer rap sheet than mine!'

Guilty Dart Board

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

'Spread 'em.'

"Five years for driving the getaway car, plus time and a half for double parking outside the bank!"

"Here's some money and a passport. They'll be looking for you so head to to the border and good luck."

'Bertha loved the spa, except when she got soap in her eyes.'

"The police station is that way."

They trained him to play dead. I think it's some sort of insurance scam!

'I see from your C. V., that you're wanted in five states.'

He had a long record. Mostly petty crime.