Kitty Caper Coordinator T-Shirts

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'You're needed at the can opener.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"