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He had a long record. Mostly petty crime.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

The Invention of Bagpipes

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Canary Heaven...

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.