Canine Caper Enthusiast Pillows

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Dog in pet shop window holding sign to dog on footpath: DID YOU GET THE GLASS CUTTER?

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Whoa! He musta' jumped ten feet that time."

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

Dog Day Afternoon.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'No! No! Anton! You're supposed to RESCUE the travelers!'

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

"Maybe we shouldn't have named him Bandit."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A little help, please."