Canine Caper Appreciator Pillows

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

No Soliciting

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

A Venus cow trap.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Laboratory Retriever

Canine Comedians

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

David Attenborough

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Cookie Thief

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

Art Pets

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

A Cow watching a horror movie.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Bad Dog!

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"