Canine Caper Solver Pillows

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Cookie Thief

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Bad Dog!

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."