Canine Caper Fans Pillows

'I find it's much more amusing to bury a phone.'

No littering...

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Guide Dogs

Cookie Thief

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

Dachshund Yoga

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Bad Dog!

Ice Cream Lover

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"How's the new job?"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'