Canine Caper Fans Pillows

'I find it's much more amusing to bury a phone.'

No littering...

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

Animal immigration

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Cookie Thief

Guide Dogs

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Dachshund Yoga

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Ice Cream Lover

Bad Dog!

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"How's the new job?"