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"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Cookie Thief

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Bad Dog!

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."