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"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Projectile hairballing."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Bad Dog!

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Ice Cream Lover

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

"Whoa! He musta' jumped ten feet that time."