Canine Caper Capturer Mugs

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Projectile hairballing."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Ice Cream Lover

Bad Dog!

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

'I find it's much more amusing to bury a phone.'

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.