Canine Caper Solver Mugs

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Bad Dog!

Ice Cream Lover

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

"Whoa! He musta' jumped ten feet that time."