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'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'You made me jump,'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Ice Cream Lover

Bad Dog!

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank