Canine Conundrum Solver Pillows

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

"I'll give you a moment."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Woman tangled up ironing

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Damned if you do...

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Life irritates art

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

Computer Support Line