Cat Conundrum Solver Pillows

'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

Can do...No can do

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Tech support...can I help you!

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

Communication Breakdowns

Iraq and the road ahead...

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"I'll give you a moment."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Damned if you do...

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

The European Bailout

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Life irritates art

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.