Doggy Dilemma Solver Pillows

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

What can I play?

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Woman tangled up ironing

Bedtime Story

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."