Doggie Dilemma Enthusiast Pillows

"Please feel free to regift it."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Too Much Coffee Man

Bernice Mountain Dog

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

'You can speed it up if you want.'

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

'Woman stuck in unfulfilling marriage seeks companion ... Hey, this is your cell phone number!'

"Eenie,meeni,minie,mo..."

"If we're going dairy-free, does that mean you-know-who goes back to the barn?"

Cat laughing at dog having to go outside in the rain to go to the toilet.

'I know I said, 'my dog doesn't bite'...he's not my dog!'

'I'm sorry Roland, I'm starving and I'll have to have to eat you...sniff. Roland would have loved those bones.'

Choices that face a dog.

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