Dog Lover's Dilemma Pillows

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'I'm sorry Roland, I'm starving and I'll have to have to eat you...sniff. Roland would have loved those bones.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Pick me!"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."