Canine Conundrum Lover Pillows

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Separation

Dog In Your Face Comics

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

A man shoots at a drone.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Sun. Rain.

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"New tricks CD Rom"

Dog Day Afternoon

"They call this a coffee table, but it tastes nothing like coffee."

"Honey, for the last time, stop calling me at work."

'You'll find I'm very reasonable, Henderson- you scratch my belly and I'll scratch yours.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Cloak Rooms