Canine Conundrum Appreciator Pillows

Don't Get Involved...

No Soliciting

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Laboratory Retriever

Canine Comedians

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I said point, not poke!'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Rhino bird in the rain

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Are you binge watching again?"

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"