Canine Conundrum Appreciator Pillows

Don't Get Involved...

No Soliciting

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Laboratory Retriever

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

'I said point, not poke!'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

David Attenborough

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Musical Dog

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Get ready."

Rhino bird in the rain

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."