Canine Chaos Appreciator Pillows

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Dog Day Afternoon

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'