Doggie Dilemma Discerner Pillows

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Fido and Fifi

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

A dog reads a newspaper

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"Worms."

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

Even in a family photograph, the Doberman's remained expressionless, leaving the viewer unsure if they were happy, or about to attack.

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.

"I can't find his dog whistle anywhere."